Extreme Temps, High Airfare And Just The Normal Foolishness This Summer Are Leaving Women Just Feeling HOT!

2019 Was supposed to be the kickoff of #hotgirlsummer but for many women, 2019 has just been a hot mess. Unreasonably high airfare, hot weather, toxic water, toxic food, toxic air and toxic masculinity It has combined to make some women as hot as fish grease.

Laura Colon said her summer has not been so hot. “I went on a trip to Miami with four of my girls, it wa a disaster!! The flight from Atlanta was $600!! It was hot and muggy and it cost as much as $90 for an uber because of the surge prices. Dudes don’t want to buy drinks because they want to treat us like equals” Renee Shelton of “It’s too damn hot in the Valley” CA. said she’s having a #madgirlsummer because of the heat. “It’s too hot to do anything. If you go out some dude starts talking to you and hot breath coming at you adds to the heat. I just want to stay in and have food delivered. My hashtag is #Hotgirlcantwaitforfallweather”.

Many women who are managing to have a good time are facing a backlash. “I posted a picture of me splashing at the beach in The Bahamas with the hashtag #hotgirlsummer. My grandmother left a comment that said ‘I need an air conditioner #kissmy@$$'” said Toni Morris of Lorian, Ohio. Some men are also angry with the hashtag. “My girl went off with her cousins on a cruise. They having the time of their lives but she didn’t think about who gonna make my lunch. Who gonna wash the dishes while she’s gone? Now if I go out and blow $900 at a strip club or cheat she gonna think I’m wrong”. said Neal Anderthal of Heman, Montana.

Despite the disappointments, many women are still seeking a memorable summer. “I’m having me a hot girl summer” said Stacey Shaw. “I don’t care how much it costs, how ugly the dudes are or how many STD’s I get. I’m gonna make sure I have memories I’m too ashamed to tell anybody”.

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John B. Moody is a comedic performer, writer, and Executive Publisher of The Urban Beet. He also hosts the Dear John Podcast. Please send questions, comments or marriage proposals to the email address he provided when you met.
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