Man Brings A Burrito And Half Eaten Cake As His Contribution To Super Bowl Party

Glendale Az.- Not wanting to show up at a party empty handed, 36 year old Yousef Bumn arrived with a large burrito and a cake leftover from his birthday party earlier in the week. Mr. Bumn proudly placed his contributions on the serving table. He then proceeded to make two overflowing plates of food which didn’t include the food he brought. One plate was to eat then and another to take home. He then asked for a real wine glass because he doesn’t drink from red plastic cups and filled it full of Remy Martin.

At the end of the game Mr. Bumn told the host they could keep the cake. Mr. Bumn asked if they didn’t mind if he took the burrito since it seemed like no one wanted it. “It was an aiiight party but the women acted like they didn’t want to be bothered with me for some reason.” said Mr. Bumn. Shortly after Mr. Bumn’s departure, the host of the party could be heard yelling “His triflin’ Black ass ain’t ever getting invited over here again.” At press time, no one has spoken up to defend Mr. Bumn.

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