Half-Time Show Every Bit As Exciting As The Game

Atlanta, GA.- The Super Bowl Half Time show like the game, at some point mercifully came to an end. Maroon 5 along with Big Boi and Travis Scott put on a show that was absolutely Meh. “Aretha Franklin’s funeral was more entertaining than this.” Commented Charles Gooch on Instagram. Recent Super Bowls shows sparked debates as to who had the best performance ever. Many wondered if a show starring a reunion of Drew Hill, Color Me Badd and Oaktown 357 could be any worse.

“I saw about 30 seconds then went on YouTube and re watched Beyonce’s performance.” said Rams Coach Sean McVay. McVay should have made better use of the break coming up with a different offensive plan. Viewers all over the world seemed to follow suit. YouTube views of Super Bowl performances by Beyonce, Bruno Mars and Prince went up 1000%. NFL officials are considering just showing those clips in the years ahead.

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John B. Moody is a comedic performer, writer, and Executive Publisher of The Urban Beet. He also hosts the Dear John Podcast. Please send questions, comments or marriage proposals to the email address he provided when you met.
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